A grocery store chain in England is offering a new service this year, where you can bring in your Christmas lights and they’ll untangle them for you. Isn’t this a great idea?! They’re in the middle of hiring for these Christmas Light Untangler positions, and here’s some of their criteria for the job:
-Must be able to untangle 3 metres of Christmas lights in under three minutes
-Be persistent and patient
-Check lights and bulbs for signs of breakage / broken bulbs and report findings to the customer
-Be passionate about Christmas
I’d be out of contention with the first two requirements. It seems to take me FOREVER to untangle the lights and I wouldn’t describe my doing that with the words like “persistent” and “patient”… more like “frustrated” and maybe “LOSING IT”!
Check out the job posting here.